01.04.2008-15.04.2008 - (viply) "(hgm) Wenn da mal nicht die Fetzen fliegen. Ausgerechnet Mischa Barton hat jetzt die schönen Reisepläne von Paris Hilton und Benji Madden ruiniert. Paris’ Erzfeindin Mischa Barton steigt jetzt mit ein und wird Paris und die Jungs auf Tour begleiten. Denn auch Mischa hat zum neuesten Trend-Accessoire gegriffen: ein Rockband-Mitglied! Sie ist neuerdings mit Taylor Rocke zusammen, Gitarrist der “Good Charlotte”-Vorgruppe Rooney." - Rooney is her new boy-friend? Does Mischa know it? I'm joking. I guess an actress fits really well with a musician or rocker or singer.. I would say 95% of the cases.

(contactmusic.com) "But at 46 years old, Clooney now revels in his fans' admiration. He says, "Well, you know, people have been nice to me most of my life. I mean, fairly kind. But there was a time when compliments about your appearance were used to make it sound as though you weren't bright, in some way - so much so that you almost wanted to avoid them. "But you get to an age when you'll take any compliments you can get - you know, 'Yeah, thanks' - so when people are trying to be nice, I'm never bothered." " - Well, coulouring the hair is one step to rejuvenate, if this is the problem. But, the disappointment comes now: Berlusconi has won at the moment.. not Veltroni.. will win Hillary and not Obama?! ..

(IMDB) "Two people are under investigation for alleged fraud after police seized garments and watches, which were to be launched under Clooney's name next week. The Michael Clayton star, who is promoting new film Leatherheads in Italy - where he has a holiday home - says, "If someone tries to sell you clothes or watches that are based on me, don't buy them."" - Have you heard it? Don't buy them. In Italy You should never buy something from anybody, who has no store. It's really illegal. I have heard it.

(People) "Prince William and girlfriend Kate Middleton leave the Royal Air Force's Cranwell base in Lincolnshire, Britain, following a graduation ceremony Friday when William's dad Prince Charles presented the new pilot his wings." - Congrats, Tom Cruise II!

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01.04.2008-15.04.2008 - (contactmusic.com) "Hollywood actor GEORGE CLOONEY has instigated a police investigation after a mysterious caller reportedly warned him to break up with his girlfriend SARAH LARSON.
The star received a voicemail from an unknown number urging him to end his relationship with Larson. A calm male voice is heard to say, "Dude, your friends asked me to give you a message: Dump the bitch before you're sorry!"
Clooney is convinced the message is not a joke perpetrated by one of his friends and has asked police to investigate the matter.
He tells New York gossip column PageSix, "It's not a prank - none of my friends would do that."
And Larson insists the threat may stem from untrue reports in the media about her background." " He says, "A few years ago, I went to check out this website that someone had talked about. There's like, a thousand people sitting in dark rooms trashing you. Brutal! You're like, 'Wow, dude'.
"You see way too many angry people (on the internet). I remember getting off the machine and thinking, 'Never, ever again'. I'd rather live in my own happy, quiet world where I think that everyone is nice." " "Hollywood actor GEORGE CLOONEY embarrassed RENEE ZELLWEGER at the London premiere of their new movie LEATHERHEADS - by jokingly telling journalists she has a drink problem." - George is really making headline after headline these days. I almost cannot ignore him, and I hope he is not going to ignore my column! I do not write bad stuff on him, I am even praising him despite the fact, that a reply to him takes too many weeks now!.. You ARE reading my column, right, Georgie dear?!

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01.04.2008-15.04.2008 - (contactmusic.com) "Movie bosses are scratching their heads after GEORGE CLOONEY's much-hyped new movie LEATHERHEADS flopped at the U.S. box office on its opening weekend. The American football comedy, which Clooney directs and stars in, was expected to top the charts this weekend, after an aggressive marketing campaign." - It flopped? With that hair-cut.. ?!! I really do not understand anything anymore, really. I am of course just kidding, cause the real newz today is the following one: "(CBSNews) A coroner's jury has ruled that Princess Diana and boyfriend Dodi Fayed were unlawfully killed through the reckless actions of their driver and the paparazzi in 1997.". - As I have already written once, we all will never know the truth, if there were a secret service behind it. Rest in Peace.

(People) "Oscar winner Charlton Heston died Saturday night at his home in Beverly Hills. He was 84 years old.
He died with Lydia, his wife of 64 years, at his side, the Heston family said in a statement. " - Another Hollywood Legend died. What a loss!

"(CBS/AP) Actor George Clooney's work as an activist in Darfur has put him in some very risky situations.
According to UsMagazine.com, Clooney, 46, said he was was mugged at gunpoint while going through a checkpoint during a recent trip to southern Sudan.
"There were all these young kids with AK47s," Clooney told British men's magazine Zoo Weekly. "They pointed guns at us and stole what they could. It happens all the time."" - "Zoo Weekly men's mag?! Are You all sure? It's been a zoo-mag?! Did it reported also about Knut, the polar bear in the Berliner zoo?!.. Just kidding, poor Georgie! It's not a nice experience to be mugged most probably with guns and bad people and.. I have been mugged once in my whole and entire life. It was on a train to Rome by night. Between 6 and 7 o'clock in the morning - I could not sleep at all, but in the morning .. - somebody caught my purse bounded in my trouser's pocket under my coat (I really slept with clothes on!), and only the thought of it disgusted and ached me, and I found out in this occasion, that my neighbour at that time in Munich was a robber seeked by the Italian police - they have had his nice face-pic!..

(contactmusic.com) "TOM CRUISE's attorneys are looking to take legal action over a new strain of medical marij* which has been put on the market under the star's name. The 'Tom Cruise Purple' brand, which features a picture of the Vanilla Sky actor laughing on the vials, is currently being sold in licenced mariju* clubs in Northern California. The strain is said to be particularly strong and users can experience hallucinations. But the association has infuriated the anti-drugs star, whose Scientology religion opposes any kind of use of psychotropic drugs." - I would be so p* off! Poor Cruise! What a jokercookie this marij*-company!

(tmz) "Heath Ledger's sudden passing on January 22 shocked his friends, family and fans across the planet. Today would have been the young father's 29th birthday." - zzzZZZZ I am thinking about the fact, that Daniel took 7 drugs. But, it was an accidental overdose - it's been decided. And, somebody might believe it. How did Ledger died?! Most probably it was "accidental overdose", too, right!? Well, let's serve 2 minutes of silence for the moment, please. ZZzzz.

(contactmusic.com) "The Hollywood hunk received a call from Italy in 2006 stating his Lake Como mansion had been surrounded by snappers after a rumour had spread that the Hollywood couple were set to wed. And instead of dismissing the reports, the Michael Clayton star fuelled the speculation - by ordering wedding paraphernalia to be set up on his sprawling lawns. He says, "A while ago, when I was shooting, I got a call from a friend in Italy. This was in February and my home in Italy is not a warm place in February, it's cold and wet. "But this friend told me hundreds of reporters had descended on the house because they'd heard that Brad and Angelina were getting married there. He adds, "That was stupid - it was cold and raining; you wouldn't want to get married there. So I phoned up and ordered 15 high-top wedding tables and had them set up in the yard. "They went nuts - the next day there were helicopters flying over. They must of spent millions to get the choppers up there!"" - Che discolo! He knows always one more than the devil (Italian saying)! Funny, really funny, what a jokercookie!

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(I'm back on strike! I almost cannot believe it!)

16.03.2008-31.03.2008 - (rpo) "Matthew McConaughey ist der Schwarm zahlreicher Frauen und das heimliche Vorbild vieler Männer. Der US-Schauspieler lüftete jetzt das Geheimnis seiner Schönheit: Einmal täglich richtig schwitzen. " - Okay, have you all watched Italian tv?! Have you seen the new ad with him...? It is better than the Chippendales, and you just see his six-pack! Believe me! Wow!!!

(tmz) "Hillarina Pobama - Those Genes Are Tight! We now know that Barack and Hillary and the Jolie-Pitts are related (9th cousins or whatever) and through the genius of our buddy David at PrettyOnTheOutside, here's an intimate peek at their family photo album. Screw fixing the economy, those are the hottest presidential nominees since, well, ever! We dig the highlights." - Barack Related to Pitt --Hillary to Angie! Gosh!

(contactmusic.com) ""I've always known Patrick to be a good man, a fighter. We are all pulling for him and praying for a quick recovery." TOM CRUISE offers his support to THE OUTSIDERS co-star PATRICK SWAYZE, who has been diagnosed with pancreatic cancer." - I guess, that nowadays everybody has to co-live with the idea of cancer. I unfortunatelly know many people, who have had this disease. But, all of them were alive and kicking! These days there are more possibilities to survive. Times of death are probably passed due to it thanks to the progress in this field. I am very positive and optimistic!

(contactmusic.com) "GEORGE CLOONEY is looking for a date with money - to accompany him to the premiere of his new film LEATHERHEADS. The movie hunk is auctioning off a night out as part of an Auction Cause/eBay sale - to raise cash for the Boys + Girls Club Of America. The winning bidder will join Clooney at the 31 March (08) Los Angeles premiere and after-party. Clooney isn't the only star auctioning himself off for AuctionCause - a premiere date with Scarlett Johansson is currently under the online hammer, and Minnie Driver is offering a $100,000 (GBP50,000) lunch date next week (beg17Mar08)." - Who is the fortunate one?! I love these kind of dates - I love all kind of dates - I love dating. Did I tell, that I love dating?! I really love dating! Who wants to date me?! Cause, I love dating! .. Really! Believe me! But, I guess I have to hate it in order to date, isn't it?! I hate dating. Do I get an invitation for a date now?! Is there anybody out there?.. to be continued..

(IMDB) "Brad Pitt has helped build a better future for the residents of New Orleans, Louisiana who were left homeless by Hurricane Katrina - by providing the city's poorest with 150 pink-painted houses. The Fight Club star vowed to help the thousands of families left stranded without shelter after the catastrophe shook the city in 2005." - He is an extremely down-to-earth-guy, and he understood, what was really important to the people there - not money, that never arrives - but a roof on their heads and real assurances! My compliments - you are wonderful!